But in the meantime, a boy named Blake completely blew me off when I was a 17-year old freshman in college in Boston. He was hott/vegetarian/probably straightedge/musician?, etc. aka the opposite of Hartland, Wisconsin. nice than not, like so many are.
FF to Brooklyn/now, I'm 27 and exhausted from an amazing week, so I order from Pies n Thighs for dankness delivered to my door.
Delivered by.... well he just looked like him. So I called PnT back to ask the friendly order-taking man what the boy in the green hoodie's name was.
Blake.
Obvi.
xo
UPDATE: i found 4 pages in a journal from almost exactly 10 years ago devoted to this dude. i forgot he existed! note to self re: current douchebags floating around: i probably won't care in 2020.
UPDATE #2: he added me on Facebook, ha!