20090520

On Quickbooks


Keri Smith and I started a company earlier this year. When setting up a business, advice comes in from everyone from parents to roommates to lawyers, etc especially with regard to financial advice. We take it all with a grain of salt, but most of our advisors suggested we buy Quickbooks for our small business accounting. People rave about it ie "your interns can run it," "it's so easy for your accountant at the end of the year," "the program practically runs itself."

Everyone in our company is relatively tech savvy, so this is a no brainer, right? I picked up Quickbooks for Mac. Upon installing the program, there were a plethora of options, and I'd rather be spending my time managing our artists instead of bookkeeping. Thus the lovely and talented finance whiz Shamisa agreed to handle our bookkeeping for us. Yay.

One of our first tasks was to install the program on a laptop other than mine for Shamisa and also ensure that Quickbooks was accessible for my business partner, who is based in LA (I'm in New York). Easy, right?  Notsomuch. We tried logging in and the password I had set up didn't work.  Hmm, weird, but no biggie, we'll just go through the password retrieval process, right?

It turns out, the password "hint" is "Who is your childhood hero?" I have been inspired by many people throughout my life and tried to plug in anyone that could fit this category from John Lennon to my family to my first grade teacher. Nothing worked, and we've been locked out of attempting.

Ok, whatever, my fault for not remembering what I had initially plugged in as my "childhood hero." I did think it was odd that an accounting program would use a non-quantifiable question for its password retrieval process, but like I said, mybad as the consumer.

I'm lucky enough to have a small army of interns here at Whitesmith Entertainment, and asked that intern cum apprentice, Katrina aka @ladymelisande, call Quickbooks and sort this out so our bookkeeper and LA partner can have access to the Quickbooks program that we purchased and our files.

After over half a dozen calls totaling at least 6 hours (and I swear that is a conservative estimate) on the phone with Quickbooks, we still do not have our password, nor have they reset it for us. They have asked Katrina to upload and send them a file while there server was down multiple times.  They have told us to get a new password it will cost $79.  Yesterday they told Katrina they'd call back with our new password, and no one ever called.  This has been going on for weeks.  Literally.  I kid you not.

We're going to try contacting Quickbooks again today, but our faith in this recommended accounting program has been broken. Not only have they clearly not been helpful with a simple task such as re-setting a password, but Quickbooks is actually hurting our business since every hour Katrina spends with their customer "service" she is not working on our artists.

I have a policy about not posting anything out to the universe that is negative. But, I will make an exception today for Quickbooks as I feel the world has to know this.

If you or someone you know works for Quickbooks, please give us our password or let us re-set one, and no, I don't want to pay you $79 to do so.

To my wide network of friends and colleagues, many of which are opening or running small businesses in this 2009 world we live in: I advise against purchasing Quickbooks if you don't want your staff looking like this:



Although I have not tried these programs, here are some alternative accounting software programs in the meantime, as if I'm going to vent to the universe, I'd like to leave you with options:



If anyone has positive experiences with an accounting software company they'd like to share, lemme know and I'll post the link up to spread the word.

Love,
Em Wizzle
Emily@WhitesmithEnt.com

20090518

Ode to Sabra Hummus

I think I started my "anti" brand phase as a Nirvana fan in high school.  But let's face, it, who doesn't want quality out of the products they consume? (typed from my custom Apple set up).

I don't remember the exact moment I discovered Sabra hummus, but I fell in love quickly. As most who are involved with music know, hummus is a beloved backstage rider item. It's the best thing on tour: a vegan/vegetarian healthy spread that pairs with a variety of items ie pita, veggies, fruit, on sandwiches, etc. Everyone is happy, even the drinkers on the bus who eat it with chips in the morning to cure their hangover. It's such an important item, that when I tour managed The Dresden Dolls, we specified the brand on our rider. However, one tub of Sabra hummus, was never enough for the 10 or so in our band and crew, and thus we would always advance two with the venue. Nothing is more of a bummer than rolling into a venue, starving & exhausted and getting stuck with an off brand hummus, it changes the entire meal. So much so, that I also specified brands of hummus that we DIDN'T want.  No need to list them here as I don't believe in putting negativity out into cyberspace, but you get the idea about our love for Sabra.

I am now quasi settled in Brooklyn, and am off the road.  However, Sabra is still a regular item in my fridge, much to the delight of my roommates and friends.  People love it!  They always call it "that kind" of hummus.  ie "That kind of hummus is the best."  Duh, I'm a hummus expert.  Don't get me wrong, homemade hummus and hummus from my local falafel shop is amazing, but I'm a busy gal and there's actually a (semi) point to this.

Today, while going through my RSS feeder, the Obama Foodorama blog (which is awesome) linked to Sabra hummus statues of Hillary and Obama (!)  (as @indecisean pointed out, there was a McCain one, but as OF pointed out 'who cares?':)).  Obvi, I had to tweet this very exciting combination of two things I love to @ least my roommate and office-mates (who are basically my roommates too) who know/understand my obsession with Sabra.

I came home from yoga to find that @Sabra had re-tweeted my post, which was rad because it meant Sabra was on Twitter.  It looks like @Sabra is in its early phases, but I love it already. @Sabra has already made a Seinfeld reference, toured Boston colleges, & a provided a place to declare one's love for jalapeno or indecisiveness on whether combining caramelized onions and hummus is a good thing. Maybe someone will post about Sabra falafel and put me over the edge to buy it.  I've always seen it, but never tried it for some reason.

Yes, Sabra is distributed by PepsiCo.  But do we love MGMT's Oracular Spectacular any less because it's distributed by Sony? If you do, that's lame.

Anyway, thank you @Sabra for finding a hummus lover like me and communicating so directly. What's next?  Sabra pita?  Who knows, but whether it's Orwellian or not (which my mom pointed out to me tonight), I'm sure @Sabra will let me know.

Love,
Heavily Engaged Dipper Em Wizzle

PS - Sabra should put their Twitter link on the top or upper right or left hand corner of their site for max eyeballs :) x

20090401

Obama + UK. Yum.

London, Barack giving The Queen an iPod, and Michelle Obama representing America.  There is just so much goodness in the following clips.



In other news, Primal Scream played in Williamsburg on Sunday (!!!!!!!!!)


So so so so so so amazing.  And I connected with a new friend via futuristic, interweb ways.  

xo

20090326

34th Street ACE - What's the deal?

Can someone explain to me why the express and local trains run on opposite platforms at Penn Station? Peter Sand?? Anyone??

It has perplexed me for years. Here I am, standing on the express downtown side and TWO local trains have gone by on the other side of the platform. Oh wait, make that 3 now. Either track will take me to the L train and home to Williamsburg, I just always seem to choose the wrong one. Extra not fun as I'm often in this predicament after an Amtrak ride from Boston.

I'm not complaining about travel as it is such a bummer when people do. Traveling is a privilege. Louis CK sums that up nicely in the following clip.  I first saw this on a yoga teacher's FB page, and it's been passed around through a few circles of friends.  I LOVE the wifi on the story.  



But what's the deal with the tracks at this station? Engineering error? Somethinbg I'm missing? Help me people!

Oh, yay, the A train just showed up. At least I get bberry service down here.

Back to Whitesmith land.

xo
sent without wires

20090322

SXSW Past and Present

In 2003, I asked Amanda Palmer if I could tour manage The Dresden Dolls on their first "national" tour.  Sans summer of NIN and Europe 2005, that first tour remains my fave.  

Me & AP on said tour @ a SXSW party in 2004.





 













This year, 2009 Amanda was making her debut as a solo artist.  
And our 2009 hair is shorter.




















Margaret played about town as well, debuting songs @ the Myspace party, Velveeta Room, Esther Follies, and Perez's party.  I think I can relate to every song she played. :)  Download "Eat Shit and Die" HERE.

I had a blast hanging out with Alina Simone last night.  Everyone should come out to her 5/21 show @ Union Hall.  Alina, Amanda, and Eugene Mirman are a trio Lexington, MA high school friends, and it's a pleasure to witness all of their careers continue to grow.

A lot more happened, but I'm hitting the wall.  Fave non-Whitesmith shows were Graham Coxon @ the Q party & just plain seeing Bobby Gillespie @ breakfast.  Thanks so much to Ja-rone, Kristan, Beth, Lydia, and Katrina for their help this week.  And of course, yay for Keri and Jenny Applebuam hang time.

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